Why Anthony, Why!? Why Would You Send Photos Of Your…. !?

"My Balls were hanging like that"

What is it about politicians these days? We’ve just recently been made witness to the embarrassing charade that is the infidelity of the governator Arnold Schwarzenegger, then now, Anthony Weiner, the U.S. Representative for New York’s 9th congressional district who had been caught sending pictures of his pathetic looking, semi-erect, penis bulge to a 20-yr-old woman he’s been following on twitter, admits, after all the unrelenting denials, that it was in fact his schlong all along –not like the jury was out on that one. In the press conference, he had the unbelievable gall to say that his previous denials were done to protect his wife. Here’s one idea Mr. Weiner, if you sincerely have your wife’s best interests in mind, how about never sending pictures of your penis to other women; I’m sure that would be a step in the right direction.

Apparently, those weren’t the only photos Mr. Weiner had been sending to women on the internet. Others have surfaced Monday showing a shirtless Weiner, forcing the congressman to come clean and tell some tales. He confessed to have engaged in numerous online conversations with at least six women, exchanging rather cringe -worthy photos and sexually charged messages with them before and during his marriage. Weiner insists, though, that no sex ever took place. And that should be reassuring. After all, he only sends pictures of his penis to young women, he doesn’t actually have sex with them. And, why shouldn’t we believe him? He’s only spent the last 10 days lying through his teeth about his twitter account having been hacked and having been a victim of a prank. No reason at all for his wife to distrust him when he probably answered her question on whether he’s having an affair by saying “why, honey, I would never do anything like that.” Which is why, apparently, they’re not splitting up. (I’ll pause for a moment while you introduce your face to your palm.)

If you are someone who, like me, appreciates irony, then there’s some pleasure to be had in the fact that, seen in one of Weiner’s now famous internet photos –where he showcases some of his assets– is Bill Clinton  (You know, that guy who discusses policy over the phone while receiving fellatio. And who is also somewhat famous for the line ” I did not have sexual relations with that woman” –which amusingly led everyone to believe he was referring to his mistress, when he was actually describing his relationship to wife Hillary.) in one of the framed pictures sitting on the shelf in the background, seemingly looking on approvingly.


Posted on June 7, 2011, in crap, politics and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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